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Andrew(AP)
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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: Yo Mamma |
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got any yo mama jokes? post them here.
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Andrew(AP)
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: |
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Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
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Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
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yo momma so old she ran track with the dinasours
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Andrew(AP)
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: |
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hehe, good one nic. Keep the jokes comin :d
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yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:24 am Post subject: |
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your mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
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your mommas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:25 am Post subject: |
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your mommas so ugly when she was born the doctors and nurses slapped her parents
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: |
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yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving
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yo mommas so ugly she walks into a strip joint she pays her to keep her clothes on
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Nicolas Wessels
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they pay her
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Good ones nic. lol
heres one, kind of inapropiate though.
yo mammas so old i slapped her on the back and her boobs fell off.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:30 am Post subject: |
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rofl, thats a good one andy
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:01 am Post subject: |
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yo mammas so dumb she locked her self in tesco and starved to death
yo mammas so big when she jumped in the sea all the wales started singing "we are family"
yo mammas so big she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
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