Andrew(AP)
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Yo Mammagot any yo mama jokes? post them here.
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Andrew(AP)
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Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
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matt729
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Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
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hustleandflo2
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yo momma so old she ran track with the dinasours
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Andrew(AP)
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hehe, good one nic. Keep the jokes comin :d
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hustleandflo2
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yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
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hustleandflo2
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your mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
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hustleandflo2
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your mommas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train
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hustleandflo2
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your mommas so ugly when she was born the doctors and nurses slapped her parents
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hustleandflo2
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yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving
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hustleandflo2
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yo mommas so ugly she walks into a strip joint she pays her to keep her clothes on
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hustleandflo2
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they pay her
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Andrew(AP)
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Good ones nic. lol
heres one, kind of inapropiate though.
yo mammas so old i slapped her on the back and her boobs fell off.
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hustleandflo2
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rofl, thats a good one andy
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chaoscauser
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yo mammas so dumb she locked her self in tesco and starved to death
yo mammas so big when she jumped in the sea all the wales started singing "we are family"
yo mammas so big she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
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