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 Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:46 am Post subject: |
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I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse!
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| Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:47 am Post subject: |
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You and your friend are walking along a road and you see a lamp on the ground. You pick it up and a genie comes out. He says, "I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for your friend gets twice as much as you."
You say "OK" and your first wish is for $10,000,000.
The genie says, "You know your friend is gonna get twice as much?"
You say "I know." Your next wish is for a 50,000 ft. yacht.
The genie says "You know your friend is gonna get twice as much?"
You say "I know." Your last wish is for getting beaten half to death and the genie says, "You know your friend's gonna get twice as much as you?"
You say "I know."
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| Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:52 am Post subject: |
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There was a blonde and she was driving and she cut an 18-wheeler off...
So the driver gets out, climbs down, and he shouts at her, "Get out of the car now."
So she does and he draws a circle around her and says, "Don't step out of the circle....he took out his knife and he started to slash all her tires... he turned around and she was laughin...this made him even more angry so he slashed all of her leather seats.. he turned around and she was still laughing... he was filled with rage so he got gasoline and torches her car. Then he turned around and she was still laughin... he looks at her and says "Why are you laughing!?!"
She replied, "Because when you werent looking....I stepped out the circle, I stepped out of the circle."
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| Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:53 am Post subject: |
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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says "spit your gum out" and a train says "choo choo!!"
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| Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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lol
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| Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:00 am Post subject: |
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lol
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How do you get Pikachu onto an aeroplane?
You have to Poke-im-on!
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